i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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