Umm I'm too high to move.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
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I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
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DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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