Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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