i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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