Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
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We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
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It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
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