Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
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