whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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