How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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