i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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