Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize
