Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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