remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
My underwear smells like fireworks.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
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I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
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I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Pants are for mortals
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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