There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
Randomize
