I just pynch a tree in the face
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
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We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
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I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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