I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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