If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
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Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
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Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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