Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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