i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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