My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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