your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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