Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I checked into jail on foursquare
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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