bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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