So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I enjoy the company of your penis
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