How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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