I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
Randomize
