Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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