I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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