Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
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