i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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