Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
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