Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
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