You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
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