I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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