Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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