What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
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I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
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It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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