I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
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