I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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