I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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