Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
a search helicopter?!
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
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Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
No I am not eating basil off your cock
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
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Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
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