u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
;)
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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