There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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