Yo dont text me then not text me
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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