i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
This is my gift to your gina
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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