I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
Randomize
