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It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
handjob tips. give me some.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
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at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
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One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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