Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
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