I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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