the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
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Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
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I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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