so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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