So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
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I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
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well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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