It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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