Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
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I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
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Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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