not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
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