No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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