Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog