i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me
that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
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we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
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So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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