And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
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this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
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you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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